The Little Fictorian pt. 14

Chapter 13...

The two began slashing at each other, but Blacknova quickly took advantage of TL's...less-than-stellar sword fighting skills. He made a thrust, which TL blocked, but had his blade pulled out of his hand when Blacknova did a simple parry. TL yelled as he ducked under the oncoming slash and swung a kick around. Blacknova blocked it and reached out to grab TL. The hedgehog kicked the hand aside as he sent out a blast of electricity...which had no effect whatsoever.

“Metal's a strong conductor for electricity.” Blacknova stated, grabbing TL by the face.

“But can you block?” TL asked, sending out an Aura Arm to punch Blacknova away before he could drain life energy.

The fallen knight ran at TL again and began slashing with his claws. He was so fast that TL could only have time to dodge. TL then reached out his left arm and caught some rocks before hurling them at Blacknova. Blacknova blocked them, but left himself open. TL jumped and kicked at him before striking with swift punches. He made to drop-kick him, but the fallen knight blocked the strike, slammed TL into the plateau and sent a blast of green energy at TL.

The blast was powerful enough to send the hedgehog straight through the plateau and into the Beta District. Blacknova grabbed TL as he hit the ground and began draining life energy.

“You shall die now.” He stated. He was interrupted by the sound of swords scraping against each other. He looked up just in time to see Deadpool lunging at him.

“BANZAI!” the mercenary yelled, slashing with a set of katana. Blacknova slashed at Deadpool, sending him to the ground with blood spurting out of his chest, “OW! Dude, that is JUST not cool!”

“How can you be down here?” Blacknova asked, hand still on TL.

“Oh yeah, I've got a healing factor, so IR poisoning? Not happenin'!” Deadpool exclaimed, his wounds healing over, pulling out a set of SMG's and opening-fire on Blacknova, “Now keep your steely hands off of my buddy or else I shoot...wait, I'm ALREADY shooting! Well, I'll shoot MORE!”

Blacknova tossed TL aside as he held up his arms, blocking the bullets. He then drove his fist into Deadpool's face so hard that his head snapped to the side with an audible CRACK. However, Deadpool grabbed it and, with a quick jerk, returned it to its original place.

“Dude, you've got issues.” Deadpool said, pulling out his swords as he and Blacknova began sword-fighting, “A NINJA FIESTA! AREBA-SAN!”

“You WILL meet your death for this!” Blacknova snarled, slashing at the mercenary.

“Oh, I've already met her!” Deadpool replied, cheerily, “And lemme tell ya, she is HOT!”

Blacknova remained silent as they continued exchanging blows before he simply asked, “How do you function?”

“Well, that's a little harsh!” Deadpool said, “But, y'know what? I'm just like the Internet!”

Vulgar, combative, and contradictory?

Overflowing with perversion and stupidity?

“Yes and yes!” Deadpool replied.

“I have had enough of you!” Blacknova roared, sending a blast at Deadpool, sending him away.

“Yeah and you took your eyes off me.” TL smirked, jumping at the fallen knight and thrusting out his right hand. Red crystals erupted from the ground and sped towards Blacknova, ready to impale him. However, Blacknova dodged their tips and slashed at TL again. TL evaded the strike and grabbed him. Red crystals formed around him, encasing the fallen knight in solid crystal, “Well, that's taken care of.”

“That was easy!” Deadpool exclaimed.

You know that he'll just come out of that in a few seconds, right?

Yeah, you're kinda f-

“SHUT UP!” Deadpool barked, “HE'S DONE AND THAT'S THAT!”

“Who're you talking to?” TL asked.

With a loud shattering sound, Blacknova burst from the crystals and grabbed both TL and Deadpool before slamming them into each other and then into the plateau again.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

"Sometimes..." Deadpool groaned.

ALWAYS!

“You two have caused quite enough trouble for me...” he snarled.

“Well, what about them?” TL asked, looking over Blacknova's shoulder.

Blacknova looked around and saw the other eight Knights again, now fully healed and completely ticked off. TL gave a swift strike to the hand holding him, releasing him as he ran over to his comrades as Deadpool teleported away.

“Nah-nah!” the mercenary called, putting his hand in front of his nose and wiggling the fingers.

“Fictron Knights united!” Dez shouted as they held up their rings. Dez's had a silver stone set in it, “Guidance!”

“Order!” Fipp shouted, holding up his ring, which had a greenish-blue stone set in it.

“Wisdom!” D-Dude shouted, showing his ring, which had a purple stone set in it.

“Valor!” S.K. shouted, showing his orange stone ring.

“Truth!” Sakkee shouted, showing her ring, which had a green stone set in it.

“Loyalty!” Lunatic shouted, showing his ring, which had a blue stone set in it.

“Hope!” String shouted, showing her yellow stone ring.

“Empathy!” TL shouted, showing his red stone ring.

“Spirit!” Jake shouted, showing his white stone ring.

“And HEART!” Deadpool shouted, showing a ring that looked like Ma-Ti's from Captain Planet.

“Fictron Knights, attack pattern two!” Dez shouted.

The Fictron Knights then formed a spear-head pattern. In the front was S.K., on his right was String, TL, and Lunatic. On his left was Dez, D-Dude, and Fipp. Jake and Sakkee took up position just behind S.K. The Knights then charged at Blacknova. S.K. held his shield up as TL caught some boulders with his levitation and caused them to fall. String thrust out her fists and sent them flying. They all hit Blacknova as Deadpool resumed opening-fire on him with his SMG's.

“He'll try running left.” Sakkee said, her eyes glowing green.

“Not YET!” String growled, jumping out of formation and kicking Blacknova right into the plateau.

Dez, Lunatic, and D-Dude sent out bursts of flame, surrounding Blacknova, cutting off his escape. Sakkee lunged at Blacknova, her eyes glowing green as she began slashing at Blacknova, who blocked. It soon became apparent that this was simply a distraction as Jake used his telekinesis to bring down several boulders, removing Blacknova's ability to get out easily, Sakkee getting out of the way just before they landed. It was easy working with someone who could see the future. Fipp then jumped up to the top and held up his Storm Sword. Water poured from the sky and flooded the interior of the trap. TL then jumped up and held out his hand.

“Block THIS.” TL said, sealing off the cage with red crystals.

String then brought her fist down on the ground, causing a massive crack in the earth to appear. Blacknova roared as he fell into it.

“Fictron Knights!” Dez roared, holding up his kama. The other Knights let out a sigh of relief.

It was short-lived, however.

With a burst of green light, Blacknova flew out of the crevice. A look of pure fury was on his face.

“You FOOLS!” he roared as the energy was absorbed into him. His legs merged together and began to grow longer, “You have not yet defeated me! Now, you will face the fury of the Armageddon Dragon!!!”

Blacknova's arms began to distort into a pair of wings as his face grew longer into a reptilian snout. His eyes changed from green to blood red as horns began spiralling across his face. He was soon covered in black scales as he became a massive, serpentine dragon!

Everyone's response was to give a simultaneous, “Crap!”