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Chapter 4: Naruto

Sora and Silver ran into a deeper part of the jungle. However, Sora skidded to a halt.

"Silver, where are we going?" he asked.

"You're going to the Man Village RIGHT NOW." Silver replied.

"I'm NOT going." Sora snapped.

"Oh, YES you are!" Silver growled, wheeling over to Sora.

"I'm staying RIGHT here!" Sora said, stubbornly, as he grabbed a tree.

"You're coming if I have to drag you with telekinesis for EVERY step of the way!" Silver said, grabbing Sora's leg. The hedgehog tried prying Sora from the tree, but it didn't work, "LET...GO!"

"You let go of ME!" Sora shot back. He then kicked out with his other foot and caught Silver in the face. The hedgehog was sent into a lake. He came up, spitting out water only to bonk his head on a log.

"Oh, that DOES IT!" Silver growled, having had enough. He got out and shook the water out, "From now on, you're on your own! ALONE!"

"FINE." Sora snarled as the two walked off in opposite directions.

Silver huffed as he looked back in Sora's direction. He growled as he muttered, "Stupid mancub..."

Sora kicked a bit of dirt as he sighed and sat against a rock.

There was a shuffling in the jungle as something walked out. It was a bipedal fox (Not anthro. Just on two legs.) with a yellow tuft of fur on its head, a black headband with a leaf-like symbol, and appeared to be dancing to a nonsensical tune.


The fox then looked over at Sora with a curious face and asked, in a high and scratchy voice, "Hey, what do we have here?" the fox began to sniff Sora as he said, "Well, what a funny little...OW!"

Sora had bopped the fox on the nose and snapped, "Go away."

"Wow, NOW I've seen everything!" the fox said with a grin, "So, what's with the tough talk, shorty?"

"Just leave me alone!" Sora growled before punching at the fox.

The fox shook his head, clicked his tongue, and said, "Wow. That's pretty lame." The fox then picked Sora up and stated, "Look, kid. Ya need help. Now, how about ol' Naruto teaches ya how to fight like a fox?"

The fox, Naruto (Naruto), put Sora down and held out his paws, "Now, gimme a BIG GROWL! SCARE ME!"

Sora bared his teeth and let out a small snarl...a rather weak one. Naruto once again, clicked his tongue.

"This is gonna be tough..." he sighed to himself before saying, "I'm talking about a BIG GROWL!"

Naruto let out a loud growl. Sora did another one. Naruto let loose another growl.

A good bit away, Silver heard the growl and his immediate thought was of Sora.

"He's in trouble!" he instantly said, "Silver, you IDIOT! You SHOULDN'T have left him alone!"

Silver flew off with telekinesis towards where Sora was walking.

Sora let out another growl. Naruto countered. Sora shot back with a longer one.

"A BIG one! Draw it out a bit!" Naruto egged.

"How was that?" Sora asked.

Silver immediately cleared the space and saw the two growling at each other. He let out a growl of exasperation.

"Oh, CRAP!" he swore, "It's Naruto! That stupid, ignorant, jungle bum!"

"Now, hold up your hands and fight like ya mean it!" Naruto said as Sora held up his fists, "Now, keep movin' or else I'll do THIS!"

Naruto brought his paw into Sora's head, driving the boy a few feet into the ground.

"Good job. Excellent." Silve said, sarcastically, while clapping his hands.

"Oh, hey, Silver!" Naruto greeted, "Didn't see ya there!"

"Incidentally, how do you expect Sora to remember the lesson once you've beaten him senseless?" Silver asked.

"Oh, uh..." Naruto obviously didn't take in the fact that he was being hard on Sora, physically, "I...didn't mean to HURT the kid."

"It's okay. I'm alright." Sora said, wriggling free from the ground, "I'm a lot tougher than some people think."

"Good thing, too." Naruto grinned, holding his paws up, "Now, keep goin' or else I'll knock your roof in again!" Sora then caught Naruto under the chin, "OW! Right on the chomper..." Naruto staggered around, looking dazed, before collapsing. Sora immediately sprung on the fox and began tickling him, "No! NO! ANYTHING BUT TICKLING! OKAY, YOU WIN!" Naruto then burst into laughter, "HELP, SILVER!"

"You brought that on yourself, fox-boy." Silver stated, smirking at Naruto's suffering.

"OKAY! OKAY! YOU'VE WON!" Naruto laughed, "JUST GET OFF!"

Naruto grabbed Sora, "Hey, you know what? You're alright, kid!"

Naruto made a playful slug on Sora's face.

"Sorry to interrupt, Naruto." Silver stated, "But I've gotta take Sora to the Man Village."

"THE MAN VILLAGE?!" Naruto shouted, half-shocked, half-aphalled, "THEY'LL RUIN HIM! THEY'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA HIM!"

"I wanna stay with Naruto." Sora said, grabbing the fox.

"Of course ya do!" Naruto said, ruffling Sora's spikes. The fox stood up and said, "Sora, you'll make it. All ya need to do is..."

(A/N: One of my favorite Disney songs ever..."

Naruto: Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

"You eat ANTS?" Sora asked as Naruto flipped over a large rock and slurped up some ants.

"Sure. You've never tried 'em?" Naruto asked as he let go of the rock while Sora was still looking under the rock for ants.

"SORA, LOOK OUT!" Silver shouted.

His fears were unfounded, because Sora got out from the rock with an ant on his elbow.

Naruto: The bare necessities of life will come to you!

"But when?" Sora asked.

Naruto: They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear

"OW!" Sora yelped as he grabbed a prickly pair and it stung his hand.

Naruto: And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

"Thanks, Naruto!" Sora grinned.

"Pawpaw? What idiocy..." Silver muttered. Naruto then tugged the hedgehog's leg.

"C'mon, Silver! Get with the beat!" the fox grinned.

Naruto: The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

"Oh! I've got an itch!" Naruto said before scratching on a tree. Sora did the same. Naruto continued scratching until his eyes bugged out and a smile appeared on his face.

"Man, this is the life..." he grinned before sliding into a river. Sora followed suit. Neither of them noticed a group of monkeys watching them.

Naruto: So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you!

"Together, now!" Naruto grinned.

Naruto and Sora: Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
With just the bare necessities of life

"Okay, fine. Ya think you can care for him?" Silver asked, floating off with telekinesis, "You'll be calling for help in about two minutes..."
Sorry it took so long or if it seems rushed at times! It's been a while since my last chapter.
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Great chapter! Update soon!
jacobyel Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2009
Man, nicely done! And Uh, what's a bipedal fox?
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2009
Bipedal: Able to walk on two legs.

Basically, Naruto's a fox that walks on two legs.
jacobyel Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2009
Yeah, right.
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