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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
VERSUS!
THE THREE STOOGES!
BEGIN!!!
Moe: Look at what we got here, boys! Just a pair of brats!
Larry: We oughta beat 'em senseless with baseball bats!
Curly: Dey're just scammin' people outta quartuhs.
Moe: (smacks Curly) Shaddup, lame-brain! Just wait for my orders!
While you three were makin' scams,
We've been makin' our own comedic plans!
Larry: We've done everything from bein' dictators to drilling for oil!
Curly: Well, yer about to be schooled by Moe, Larry, and Coil!
(whistle)
Eddy: Hey there, it's Ed, Edd n' Eddy!
Wait a sec.... Are these losers even ready?
Edd: Three Stooges? There's actually seven of you,
Probably since the third keeps dying every year or two.
Ed: <i?Your comedy's so old, All of us Practicully snore,
Your Big Movie was only watched because it had the Jersey Shore!</i>
Eddy: It's been us three from the start, No such thing as Eddy-Joe,
You guys are fakes just like the rep of my Jerk Bro.
Edd: We're Cartoon Network's Biggest Hit, and the Longest Running Toon from Canada,
Your slapstick style is all for nada.
Ed: Our Supporting Cast? Better known than you corks,
To take a line from Kevin...
(Kevin shows up)
Kevin: You guys're dorks!!
Curly: Oh, wise guys, eh? WHOOBWHOOBWHOOBWHOOB!
Moe: SHADDUP! Learn from those who became comedy lore
Or else I'll smack ya like you've never been smacked before!
Larry: We were makin' people laugh when your parents were in diapers!
Curly: And rulin' Moronica while dodgin' bullets from snipers!
Larry: The only Ed that can make us laugh is that talking horse!
Moe: Now quit the scams and start workin' on your chores, lame-brains!
Ed: Larry, Moe, and Curly? You don't have Curls.
We outlived Dexter, Courage, and The Powerpuff Girls!
Edd: Speaking of Curls, Who did your Hairdo?
It looks like Rolf went Old Country on all of you!
Eddy: We're studs that make the Kankers allways swoon.
You guys are worse then your goofy Robonic Cartoon.
Ed: In our Big Picture show, We came out on top,
You were dumped by Colombia when they said Please just stop.
Edd: We just scam for Jawbreakers, you're doing it for a job.
You guys handiwork is even insulting to slobs.
Eddy: We'll allways be on top while you've been had.
Now get outta here before you make Plank Mad!
(Eddy then grabs Plank, and chucks it at the Stooges)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EP-EP-EPIC RAP BA-BA-BATTLES OF HI-HI-HISTORY!!!
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
VERSUS!
THE THREE STOOGES!
BEGIN!!!
Moe: Look at what we got here, boys! Just a pair of brats!
Larry: We oughta beat 'em senseless with baseball bats!
Curly: Dey're just scammin' people outta quartuhs.
Moe: (smacks Curly) Shaddup, lame-brain! Just wait for my orders!
While you three were makin' scams,
We've been makin' our own comedic plans!
Larry: We've done everything from bein' dictators to drilling for oil!
Curly: Well, yer about to be schooled by Moe, Larry, and Coil!
(whistle)
Eddy: Hey there, it's Ed, Edd n' Eddy!
Wait a sec.... Are these losers even ready?
Edd: Three Stooges? There's actually seven of you,
Probably since the third keeps dying every year or two.
Ed: <i?Your comedy's so old, All of us Practicully snore,
Your Big Movie was only watched because it had the Jersey Shore!</i>
Eddy: It's been us three from the start, No such thing as Eddy-Joe,
You guys are fakes just like the rep of my Jerk Bro.
Edd: We're Cartoon Network's Biggest Hit, and the Longest Running Toon from Canada,
Your slapstick style is all for nada.
Ed: Our Supporting Cast? Better known than you corks,
To take a line from Kevin...
(Kevin shows up)
Kevin: You guys're dorks!!
Curly: Oh, wise guys, eh? WHOOBWHOOBWHOOBWHOOB!
Moe: SHADDUP! Learn from those who became comedy lore
Or else I'll smack ya like you've never been smacked before!
Larry: We were makin' people laugh when your parents were in diapers!
Curly: And rulin' Moronica while dodgin' bullets from snipers!
Larry: The only Ed that can make us laugh is that talking horse!
Moe: Now quit the scams and start workin' on your chores, lame-brains!
Ed: Larry, Moe, and Curly? You don't have Curls.
We outlived Dexter, Courage, and The Powerpuff Girls!
Edd: Speaking of Curls, Who did your Hairdo?
It looks like Rolf went Old Country on all of you!
Eddy: We're studs that make the Kankers allways swoon.
You guys are worse then your goofy Robonic Cartoon.
Ed: In our Big Picture show, We came out on top,
You were dumped by Colombia when they said Please just stop.
Edd: We just scam for Jawbreakers, you're doing it for a job.
You guys handiwork is even insulting to slobs.
Eddy: We'll allways be on top while you've been had.
Now get outta here before you make Plank Mad!
(Eddy then grabs Plank, and chucks it at the Stooges)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EP-EP-EPIC RAP BA-BA-BATTLES OF HI-HI-HISTORY!!!
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A rap-off between Moe, Larry, and Curly of the classic slapstick comedy series The Three Stooges and Ed, Edd, and Eddy of...well, you get it.
Special thanks to my friend, JC 619, for RP'ing as the Eds for this battle.
Epic Rap Battles of History (c) EpicLloyd and NicePeter
Ed, Edd, n Eddy (c) Cartoon Network
Three Stooges (c) 20th Century Fox
Special thanks to my friend, JC 619, for RP'ing as the Eds for this battle.
Epic Rap Battles of History (c) EpicLloyd and NicePeter
Ed, Edd, n Eddy (c) Cartoon Network
Three Stooges (c) 20th Century Fox
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I don't mean to be a downer, but the Stooges were around before rap music or any other modern music was made.
Plus, the Stooges are currently owned by C3 Entertainment while the shorts are owned by Columbia Pictures and the 2012 film is owned by 20th Century Fox.
Plus, the Stooges are currently owned by C3 Entertainment while the shorts are owned by Columbia Pictures and the 2012 film is owned by 20th Century Fox.