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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

L!

VERSUS!

SCOOBY DOO!

BEGIN!


Shaggy: SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?

Scooby: Over here, but that creepy guy's here, too!
What's the matter with you? Crawled out a cave?
Shaggy and I are real old, but we're STILL all the rage!


Shaggy: Your comic book was like WAAAAY too long, man!

Scooby: So just go back to eating candy or just kick the can!
I go around, solving mysteries to going in a race!
You just keel over, ya can't even solve one case!
Doubt you'll be able to counter ANY of our attacks!


Shaggy: We're gonna chew ya up, just like Scooby Snacks!

L: You two have no idea what you're dealing with.
I'm the detective people turn to in case of disaster,
You two just turn and run, so I'm the master.
You're both cowards while I'm a world-class genius
I'm practically the thinking man's Jesus!
I've got a fanbase of more than kids,
That's why you two are only worth the graves you dig!
What I am trying to say is this: you two just crawl away on all fours
Because you two will certainly lose within the next twenty-four hours.


Shaggy: We're not afraid of you!

Scooby: We're only scared of things that go "BOO"!

Shaggy: The only people doin' that are those fangirls!

Scooby: Who were scared when you nearly got that guy with the hair whirl!
We've got a van, YOU'RE stuck in a base!
Like most of your fans, eating candy and stuck with a pale face!
So, go back to thinking and eating sugar cubes!


Shaggy: Get lost, dude!

Scooby: 'Cuz you'll always get screwed!

(L looks ready to respond, but clutches his chest and falls down.)

What's this? L can't finish the battle? Who will replace him?!

???: Leave that to ME.

IT'S LIGHT YAGAMI!

Light: You two think you're such hot stuff,
Well, how about I show you who here's really tough.
You drive around, I nearly took over the world.
You both got a puppy while I got two girls.
Your partner's a guy who talks like he's on meth
While my partner's a genuine god of death.
You guys always just run and flee
I just hide and kill the guy following me!
I AM F***ING KIRA! I'M A GOD, SO YOU COULD NEVER BEAT!
I AM JUSTICE, I AM INVINCIBLE, AND I HAVE POTATO CHIPS TO EAT!


WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC...RAP...BATTLES OF...HISTORY!!!
My first time making an Epic Rap Battle. L from Death Note goes up against Shaggy and Scooby Doo.

I own nothing.
Epic Rap Battles of History (c) EpicLloyd and NicePeter
L and Light Yagami (c) Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
Scooby Doo and Shaggy (c) Hanna-Barbera
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Scooby Doo and Shaggy
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:icontohokari-steel:
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
If you say so.
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i can smell the scarcastic on your face
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:icontohokari-steel:
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
More of an "it's your opinion" scent, but then again, I fluidly speak three forms of sarcasm, so it's understandable why you would think that.

Though, my personal winner is Light Yagami. Mostly because his rap referenced THIS: [link]
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kendallov34 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well for i never seen Death Note before but im planning to watch it soon
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:icontohokari-steel:
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
Expect a great beginning, good middle, and great finale. Just before the end, though, expect it to get a little...dull.
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok beacuse i hear that "L" is that his name dies at the end
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Shadow-DJ Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nice job XD And Light won.

Also...incase you need help for our own Rap Battle, I think to make better insults, you may need to learn a bit more about Phoenix. Here's a link for ya;

[link]
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:icontohokari-steel:
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Thanks, DJ. And I know we should begin the second chorus (Phoenix's first one) with "OBJECTION!".
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Shadow-DJ Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That sounds good :) though this can help with insults for Matt, though I know some things that Phoenix can point out;

1. His more 'wangst' moments in the comics, and that he sort of rips off Batman in terms of intimitation skills
2. That Daredevil's movie didn't do so good, while Phoenix's movie did actually really well in Japan (and I heard some even call it the best Video Game adaptain movie...at least from what I heard)
and 3. That he tries to look scary, while wearing a devil costume.

I'm also tempted to have Maya (Phoenix' first and main partner) Have a few moments in the singing while helping Phoenix insult Matt. Since there WERE times when the hero character got some insults in from a partner (like you did here with Scooby and Shaggy)
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