EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
Shaggy: SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
Scooby: Over here, but that creepy guy's here, too!
What's the matter with you? Crawled out a cave?
Shaggy and I are real old, but we're STILL all the rage!
Shaggy: Your comic book was like WAAAAY too long, man!
Scooby: So just go back to eating candy or just kick the can!
I go around, solving mysteries to going in a race!
You just keel over, ya can't even solve one case!
Doubt you'll be able to counter ANY of our attacks!
Shaggy: We're gonna chew ya up, just like Scooby Snacks!
L: You two have no idea what you're dealing with.
I'm the detective people turn to in case of disaster,
You two just turn and run, so I'm the master.
You're both cowards while I'm a world-class genius
I'm practically the thinking man's Jesus!
I've got a fanbase of more than kids,
That's why you two are only worth the graves you dig!
What I am trying to say is this: you two just crawl away on all fours
Because you two will certainly lose within the next twenty-four hours.
Shaggy: We're not afraid of you!
Scooby: We're only scared of things that go "BOO"!
Shaggy: The only people doin' that are those fangirls!
Scooby: Who were scared when you nearly got that guy with the hair whirl!
We've got a van, YOU'RE stuck in a base!
Like most of your fans, eating candy and stuck with a pale face!
So, go back to thinking and eating sugar cubes!
Shaggy: Get lost, dude!
Scooby: 'Cuz you'll always get screwed!
(L looks ready to respond, but clutches his chest and falls down.)
What's this? L can't finish the battle? Who will replace him?!
???: Leave that to ME.
IT'S LIGHT YAGAMI!
Light: You two think you're such hot stuff,
Well, how about I show you who here's really tough.
You drive around, I nearly took over the world.
You both got a puppy while I got two girls.
Your partner's a guy who talks like he's on meth
While my partner's a genuine god of death.
You guys always just run and flee
I just hide and kill the guy following me!
I AM F***ING KIRA! I'M A GOD, SO YOU COULD NEVER BEAT!
I AM JUSTICE, I AM INVINCIBLE, AND I HAVE POTATO CHIPS TO EAT!