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Death Battle Host Royale: Steel

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Death Battle!Tohokari-Steel/Steel

Creator: :icontohokari-steel:
Voice Actor: Bryan Massey (Ladd Russo on Baccano!)
Theme Song: Do the Bruce Campbell MCLars and YTCracker

Bio: Tohokari-Steel is a critic who specializes in making TGWTG-esque movie reviews...in blog form. In this reality, he became Earth's guardians against inter-galactic anomalies. In another reality, however, he was put into grueling battles to the finish by his parents because...uh...really, even they don't know. It just seemed like a good idea. This wound up turning Steel into a blood-crazed psychopath who keeps spewing random crap about his origin story. People find this oddly amusing, though.

However, when this reality's Steel was pulled into another universe to destroy the Cullens by the Council of Dignified Vampires, various wormholes were created in space and time, sucking out anomalies and spewing them out in this reality. As such, Death Battle!Steel arrived in our realm. Wandering around, trying to see what he, a blood-crazed psychopath, could do for a living, he encountered Ray Phoenix. With Ray's resources and Steel's love of seeing people kill each other, the two joined forces to create things called Death Battles.

Though he tends to shy away from writing them, he's not above giving ideas for matches he would believe to be interesting or even giving assistance...and comic relief. Though he's made friends in this community, his true nature shines through as he prepares for A DEATH BATTLE!!!!

Weapon: Chainsaw – Inspired by his two heroes, Ash Williams and Jack Cayman, Steel uses this awesomely over-the-top tool as a melee weapon.

Costumes:
Costume 1: Black t-shirt, blood-stained jeans, a pair of sunglasses, black fingerless gloves, and flip-flops.
Costume 2: Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
Costume 3: Jack Cayman (Mad World)
Costume 4: Ladd Russo (Baccano!)
Costume 5: Lobo (DC)
Costume 6: Major Alex Armstrong (Full Metal Alchemist)

Quotes:

Intro Quotes:
-“IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!”
-“Taste the chainsaw, freaks!”
-“Say hello to my little friend!”
-“I'M able to kill someone this time? CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR!”
-“ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US, LOSER!”

Outro Quotes:
-“And the winner is ME! AWESOMELY AWESOME!”
-“And I'm a well-read author, too.”
-“Check me out! I'm the Ghost of Christmas JAM A CHAINSAW IN IT!”
-“Eh, maybe it's Hannukah...or is it Ramadan? I forget.”

Special Character Intros
(vs. Ray...) “Ya can't beat me, bro, I've got a CHAINSAW!”
(vs. The Gentleman...) “Don't wave your FANCY degrees at me!”
(vs. Edge...) “THIS is for saying Garfield's the better Spider-Man!”
(vs. YoungSamurai...) “Now, take being brutally murdered like a man!”
(vs. Lucas Zaboot...) "If you survive this, Jersey, I'll take ya up on that!"
(vs. Bella...) "Nothin' like a little management/labor negotiation!"
(when in Ash Williams Costume...) “Groovy!”
(when in Lobo Costume...) “I'm the Main Man, Raymond!”
(when in Jack Cayman Costume vs. Ray in Travis Touchdown costume...) "This is Abe's fault, I just know it."
(vs. Rushmore in Ladd Russo Costume...) "You're my absolute favorite person to kill! You'll be so beautifully amazed when you die!"
(when in Armstrong Costume...) "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it HURTS..."

Special Character Outros
(vs. Ray...) “HA! Looks like ya can dish it out, but ya can't take it!”
(vs. The Gentleman...) “Dang, stinkin' Canadians. Always thinkin' they're better than the rest of us...”
(vs. Edge...) “Yeah, stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it, kitty!”
(vs. Young Samurai...) “And don't come out until you think about what you've done!”
(vs. Lucas Zaboot...) "About that drink...ya didn't NEED your liver for that, right? RIGHT?"
(vs. The Lady...) "Whew, THAT was creepy."
(vs. Rushmore...) "HAHAHAHA! ...That was fun."
(vs. The Question...) "Yeah, Vic, how'd you DIE? Ever ask THAT question, Question?"
(when in Lobo costume...) "They don't call me the Blood-Stained Dandy for nothin'!"
(when in Ladd Russo Costume...) "See, against the white, you can see all the pretty blood now!"

Moveset:

*Saw Grinder: Steel slams an enemy onto  the ground and brings his chainsaw down.

*Chainarang: Steel hurls his chainsaw, which comes back at him like a boomerang.

*Smack and Smash: Steel back-hands an enemy to the ground before stomping on their face.

*Hook Chain: Steel swings around a hook on a chain forming a radius around himself

*Chain Gun: Steel flips his chainsaw around, a gun barrel emerging, which opens-fire.

*Flying Elbow: Steel runs a short distance away before jumping at his opponent, slamming his elbow into them, Pro-Wrestling-style.

*Weapons Scatter: Steel hurls random weapons at an enemy.

*Saw Guard: Steel crouches down and uses his chainsaw as a guard.

Ultimate Move: I've Got a Friggin' T-Rex
-Steel shouts the move name and jumps up as a Tyrannosaurus Rex with laser cannons runs in. The T-Rex rampages around the stage for a bit as Ride of the Valkyries plays. Eventually, the T-Rex sprouts mechanical wings and flies away, depositing Steel back in the ring.
I figured...what the heck.
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LightningPheonix's avatar
do you mind if add steel in a host battle royale character I am working on?